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3128 points
5.13a Ruby's Café Trad 21m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Sat 22nd Apr 2023
Shane hoofed up on lead and set a toppy for all us plebs to go rip the skin off our fingers (on this and digital readout). Would be amazing to climb this well! doesnt feel like you need to be super strong, just a really good creek climber. The roof goes surprisingly easy (i still stuffed it). Despite my floundering, it felt cool being on the same piece of rock as in the stanhope arcteryx vid ive watched a million times.

 
3025 points
5.11+ Annunaki Trad 15m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Tue 25th Apr 2023
'The route sport climbers do to tell everyone they climb 12- trad' is the description on mountain project. And this is about the only thing i sent out here.. Im a filthy sport bro, revoke my trad card, give away my cams and toprope-equip my crack pitches so i can layback them.

 
2753 points
22 Die Nadal Trad 25m Ben Lomond Classic Thu 26th Jan 2023
Day 1 of ben long weekend with claire and guy. Everyone had a good climb on this bad boy. We were entertained at the start by darren rolling up like a tornado in purple flared pants and soloing the gr 18 offwidth first pitch of defender as a committed (very) layback. Rope around shoulder, climbing partner still putting his bags down. He even had a footslip. Id not like to be the one carrying him back to car villa. Returned to ramadan to confirm its still hard and we can confirm it. Not as fucked as it felt last year with better techas but still abit red hot for 19. Great to be back in splitter heaven

 
2730 points
22 Equality Trad 40m Frog Buttress Very Good Tue 8th Nov 2022
Squeeked in before an online job interview thanks to johnnys slick barnstorm up infinity. Alot of variety in it makes for a good adventure. Difficulty wise, 1 hard sequence; nice and airy. Bit hard not to touch infinity up high but yeah nah yeah, happy to have done it

 
2719 points
22 23 Maponus (Maponus p1) Mixed trad 25m, 2 Mt Tibrogargan Classic Mon 3rd Oct 2022
Martino lead us up a dodgy trad pitch which he ate up cos hes secretly a big sketchy trad fiend. I rambled the following 35m which was actually quite nice up to caritas which marty took. A screamer sequence at the top of that corner. Such a corker. I was so stoked with maponus that i lowered off without detaching the trolley and took marty for a victory swing. Lunch and arvo sesh at slider with ben and dan pretending again to be a 25 climber. Geoffman almost made it to the crag after a beach day. Bottom of lower slider. Good effort from him.

 
2709 points
22 Lonely Teardrops - with Johnny Sullivan Trad 22m Frog Buttress Classic Thu 1st Sep 2022
Warm up on infinity as decided by johnny.. cant get out of it now. Its teardrops day. Felt good the whole way. Bulge was pretty cruisy for me, it was one move to get hands on the mantle ledge that i had to buckle down for most. I yelled down to johnny that i was now infact awake. Probably easy for the grade and not sure i did anything super standout but finally remained attached on a 22 OS. Looking forward to going to the pub and getting up on the counter and yelling to everyone that i onsighted a 22. Should make some friends.

 
2564 points
21 The Kraken - with Georgia Forster, Tillygoodwin, Kobi Wickens Trad 40m Blue Mountains Very Good Tue 22nd Nov 2022
A day of victories and be-reals. In the frigid morning breeze, kobi procrastinated and almost convinced us that he actually couldnt place a retrieveable cam, then touched the wall and turned into a beast, shooting up eternity for his first 18 trad onsight. Inspired, georgia fought an empty harness 10m below the chains with singing and careful pseudo-soloing to set the line up for sydney on joseph. With yim guiding maddie up sparto, i dragged the gang to the kraken and stupidly lowered the gear off for the top rope laps but the overhang made this futile. We did however get a tr groundfall for georgia (butt was apparently due protection from any further injury), as well as what looked like a silk performance trying to use the top rope to get back on the wall post-fall. Tilly was getting thrown around on the belay ledge like a ragdoll. Eventually kobi belted the crux in full layaway style and we finished the day putting everyone else up the spartan. Kobi laughed at me for protecting p1 with 2 pieces then did the same himself, but i called him out so he quickly snuck a 3rd garbage piece in before the anchor. Everyone freaked it abit on p2 and most importantly, georgia was able to bank her bereal photo for the chimney top out. Social media has been graced! Fantastic to see some people making real gains in their trad game in ewbanks backyard this morning.

 
2556 points
21 Fluid Journey - with jim Trad 40m Frog Buttress Very Good Thu 27th Oct 2022
100th route at frog! Crux must be about gr25 for shorties, but a nice committing highstep one-mover if your 6ft tall. Pretty happy with the decision to get up at 430 for this one. Jimbos following ascent of epic journey - 'aid journey' as he put it - was an absolute spooge exhibition: young families, fairy floss and seasonal flu; the works.

 
2549 points
21 22 Yodel up the Valley - with tim Trad 22m Frog Buttress Very Good Wed 5th Oct 2022
Feels about 19 and ill be honest like cal and the rest of the seq community and downgra... nah fuck it ill take it hahahaha yeah the boys

 
2517 points
21 Odin II Trad 30m Frog Buttress Classic Mon 20th Jun 2022
awwwww ill give it an OS log.. cant help myself. Thought id wuss out of this today like all the other days ive wussed out of it. Really smooth and flowey climbing (the roof wasnt as smooth and flowey but still pretty chill really). hardest part for me was committing to the smooth footers in the base of the cave. Caught my bodyweight on a handjam at one point and punched the hand crack above on no gear cos theres not enough no.2s on the planet to stitch this one up. Its a handjammers climb for sure and probs is thought of by too many as a gruntathon. Some serious faff up top trying to find a place to rap down. Ended up swinging in from thor anchor to get some gear. No booty left though, bootyers look elsewhere (yim).

 
2471 points
5.11c Levitation 29 Mixed trad 300m, 20 Red Rock Mega Classic Fri 31st Mar 2023
Despite paranoia that the wet rock police would come slash our tyres in the carpark, tony and i got up for sunrise brekky and tore into the park for the '1 to 3 hour' approach - 2:50 and we were booking it.. MP sandbaggers. We took tonys new tag line up apparently to tag a single jumper, but it came in handy on the way down when the estimated 72m rope turned out to be sub-70 and we had to beaner-block to get down. An approach first for both of us when tonys jacket loosely perched on top of his pack on the walkout got poached by a tree branch without him realizing till 15 min down the trail! It makes sense to ramble on about the approach cos it was half the day and featured some fun rock hopping in a beautiful canyon but being lyn hills favourite rock climb carries expectation and this route lived up to it. Absolute moves the whole way and the fang roof on p2 is insane. Im quite surprised and stoked to come away with the all onsight/clean despite 3 holds disintegrating on the final pitch and a bunch of other parts that could have gone either way. Spirits were high the whole day despite some backpacks being gnawed into by squirrels and a pack of HEB cookies was demolished dangerously quickly back at hotel contagion.

 
2448 points
21 Cock Corner Trad 30m Frog Buttress Classic Wed 3rd Nov 2021
Well.. i was preparing some depricating dialogue for my next frog aid-venture on a climb too hard for me. Blindsided myself completely with this result. All over in ~20 minutes of climbing. Infamous move off the ledge is the crux for me but its protectable with the good ol' red halfy, starting to really scratch that thing up. In general, i dont like to log onsights as i feel like it should be more about the experiFIRST 21 ONSIGHT YEWWWWW!!

 
2409 points
22 Old Guard - with Johnny Sullivan Trad 40m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Thu 1st Sep 2022
No mistakes this time. One of the best routes at frog, never too hard but keeps you on your toes (not just metaphorical.. its the biggest calf destroyer out here). Especially love the boulder to escape to the sloping ledge up top. What a finale. Also didnt stitch johnny up the way i did jarred a year ago with the exposed swing. Im learning!

 
2378 points
20 Thunder Crack - with jimbo Trad 30m Arapiles Classic Tue 20th Sep 2022
A morfydd repeat: up and down the start 3 times. The word 'sandbagged' may have come out of my mouth many times, then on the verge of giving up, found the sequence. Managed not to drop it post crux this time. Yim called for a haul through. I told him nah. He eventually got it using some beta i cant get my head around having watched him point at the holds back on ground but it was bound to involve some of that wacky high foot goof he pulls. After TC he quickly turned it back on, selecting missing link, the local balancy 17R with gale force winds, and wobbled to victory with some very improvised gear extension methods towards the top.

 
2369 points
5.11b Sagittarius (full) Trad Index Town Walls Classic Tue 13th Jun 2023
Amazing flake systems out here. Granites definitely grippier up here without the glacier polish but the brain is still in yosemite mode and resulted in me desperately ring locking a 5.8 fairly-obviously-layback crack. Got rained out in the arvo and found a pub to knock some pool balls around with the euros. Would really like to do more climbing here and stoked on how the pacific northwest climbing is feeling coming into squamish season!

 
2362 points
25 Back in Black - with Johnny Sullivan Mixed trad 75m, 4 Mt Tibrogargan Mega Classic Tue 31st Oct 2023
Outrageous as advertised. Stemming is quite secure, just really wide. Ideally you have 1.5m long legs for this but only be 1.6m tall in total. A very odd looking body indeed. Youd just climb back in black everyday and not get too involved with society and its body image expectations. Very well protected as oppposed to its neighbour supposedly. Irrational fear still had me rather gripped though. Another candidate for hopelessly aiding your way through and still having a sick time. 3rd pitch is loose but still quite safe and interesting climbing.

 
2358 points
22 Bitter and Twisted Trad 45m Frog Buttress Classic Fri 10th Feb 2023
Planned to climb with just kyle this morning: kyle at 830pm last night: just met a yosemite climber in the gym.. i think ive talked him into frog in the morn. Me: cool well bring him. Leave at 6? Kyle: cool! Nah 4. Fuck. My eyes sting. Worth it though, 5 longish pitches done! In feb on a 31degree day with a party of 3! We were moving. Alex was moving on conquistador. Onsight speed record probably, he looked way to smooth. So i stepped in, kyle, i said, enough with this donating him classics, im gonna show him what happens on your ~60th trip out here. Now alex has experienced 4 classics and a wasp infested arete variant jammed between some classics! Shit talk aside though, this was surprisingly good. Cant decide whether the traverse out from totga felt contrived or delightfully airy, but once the reachy carrot is clipped, 20m worth of thoughtful side pulls, blind holds and high feet on both sides of the arete ensues. Definitely a deserving route in its own right even amongst elite company either side. Started getting warm up high so we collected our chips and headed to get kyles favourite steak sanga and i pilfered alex for his usa beta.

 
2353 points
5.11b Static Cling Trad 21m Potash Road Classic Thu 20th Apr 2023
Probably the best route tony antoine and i lapped at wall street - the crag where you can belay out your car window. Makes kps approach seem like frenchmans cap. A nice face climbing break from the endless expanse of splitters outside moab

 
2352 points
22 Poisoned Equanimity Trad 35m Mt Blackwood Summit Classic Sun 22nd Jan 2023
Finally feels like tassie again doing 1hr scree approaches. God the rock is grippy here. Some pinky down finger torques feeling like hand jams out here. Who among them, poisoned and airbourne for me today. Fell off the move on the airbourne arete to the horn on feet as delicate as a life size house made of cards. "Why does a gr 20 arete feel 5 grades harder than the 22 crack". Delicious climbing, crag vibe on with kris as always but also rach and alex today, and eyes peeled for any romcom release about a guy that collects coffee cups and a girl that collects lids. Yes our minds were warped after the scree rambling.

 
2350 points
5.11b III Lightning Bolt Cracks Trad 99m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Tue 11th Apr 2023
Abit shorter than the bridger jacks but definitely a more epic view on top and definitely more lights out climbing on average. The roof on the second mega pitch has the exposure of disco non stop party. Never shit myself harder on perfect hands. Chimney up high almost involved a harness removal, luckily ive gone jusssst easy enough on the rip off oreos back at camp.

 
2345 points
5.11a The Grand Wall Trad 300m Squamish Mega Classic Sun 18th Jun 2023
Malamute plans ditched post carpark rack up on a whim. Ethans 8th time up this route so he wanted to speed climb it. I found myself simul climbing some pretty legit 5.10 with some pretty legit loops out but nothing too insane. Every pitch is quite different. Almost put my back out on the layback flake pitch up top. Never had back problems before, id imagine this might be an issue for many people. Amazing way of getting up the chiffa for the first time. Post climb fist bump rightfully waited till after the traverse across the very exposed bellygoode ledge.

 
2340 points
22 Strangeness and Charm Mixed trad 150m, 20 Bungonia Gorge Classic Tue 13th Dec 2022
Were here on school camp with newy state high. Some genuinely delightful company from the gang over dinner and a refreshingly selfie heavy camera roll after leaving my phone on the can this morning. Wow i really got off track here. We got to the climb after yim and i somehow lost eachother on the canyon approach. The local 18R made for a very intreguing p1, was very stoked with my first 'nut stack' placement. I was reminded of how yim actually did this purely from improvisation on only his 3rd trad multi a year ago. I have decided that limestone is honest froth fuel and that laybacking is infact mandatory. Rattly jams: optiona.. a bad idea. Yeah. 3 pitches of beaut, p4 decent, p5 trash, bailed, downclimbed and rapped off. Climbed the wailing cockatoo direct start afterwards, feeling pretty good about myself and well.. that cockatoo ate my lunch, drank my beer and took my girl to the movies. Gear stashed for evolution and a nice hike out via the opposite side of the gorge ft. a lovely smelling cave.

 
2330 points
22 Insomnia - with Johnny Sullivan Trad 40m Frog Buttress Classic Tue 8th Nov 2022
Much better than last years gear zipper retreat attempt. Some facey moves down low teased my fingies abit but the jamming and ow felt very secure. One of the best lines out here for steamy stemming and i like abit of air uo between my legs. Dont take that the wrong way.. no do actually.

 
2265 points
20 Corner of Eden Trad 35m Frog Buttress Classic Wed 8th Sep 2021
With Yim's motivation reading about this route in the living rock, i took the excuse to throw myself at the madness that is the corner of eden. A great climb of frog, like every classic gets harder with every move, until you end up with a perfect bum size ledge on the right to bask in the post crux glory (not every classic has the last part but this one sure did). Yim did an incredible job with only one slip on follow. A pretty rough frog initiation if you ask anyone. Advice to would-be ascentionists: Dont take big gear.. you dont need it and it gets up in your grill come the flaring crux. Over and out

 
2253 points
20 Pollux - with Mick Trad 23m Frog Buttress Very Good Sun 1st Aug 2021
Quite proud to fire this crux move off. Would have been easier if i could get the knee in straight off the sloping ledge but was made to bump the stack with a shit footnub which made things a little bit spicy. Mikky stepped up took the second off steve for this one and pledged not to bother with wide techaz.. seemed improbable but she punched through the crux in fairly short order! Impressive effort from her

 
2245 points
20 Catharsis - with Steven vdb Trad 20m Frog Buttress Very Good Sun 4th Jul 2021
Quite a nice climb! Stupidly used my big cams in the first half of the climb which resulted in clipping the pin and firing the 8m crux section without pro. Defo read the description and have ideally a 6 or at least a 5 for the final off-width. This section of the climb is quite fantastic though.. Creativity inspiring!

 
2244 points
5.11a Krimo Gold Trad 160m Squamish Classic Fri 16th Jun 2023
Rotte ascent - 3 man team in german - with moritz and elias. 'All good, I enjoy 3 person party. Means you can talk on belay and smoke ciggy together' - Moritz after I thanked the lads for babysitting my partnerless ass for the day.

 
2239 points
20 Cock Crack - with Jarred Vardy Trad 38m Frog Buttress Classic Wed 16th Jun 2021
What a wild route! Nice wide hands into some face moves either side of the crack with some wicked body-hauling onto ledges creates the scene for a cool adventure route, but the real show-stopper is where the wide crack seams out and forces you onto the airy sharp arete on the right. One precarious move in particular involving a sloping ledge just before the top of the pillar provides a bag-full of fun. An absolute gem of a route. Linked up with max who was finishing up on infinity at the same time and donated him a couple hexes for the last 10m lol

 
2230 points
20 Short Order - with dad Trad 30m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Sun 16th May 2021
What a sick pitch!! Theres really something about corner climbing, so much fun. Jams rarely work as well as you want in the crack, which is good cos it forces you into frictiony bridging moves most of the way up. Foot nubs are right where you need them each time.. quite incredible really. Will forever remember this climb as the one on which dad learnt (didnt learn) how to use a grigri and got shortroped for 10 seconds on every placement all goods though!

 
2230 points
20 Footloose and Falling Free - with dad Trad 11m Frog Buttress Classic Sun 16th May 2021
Really liked this one.. not technically an onsight, i stept onto it to test the finger crack and exploded off my foot-nub. I am still logging the OS cos the serious part of the climb was onsighted and i like lying to myself for validation. There was one move around the middle to get established on the solid ledge at 2/3 height that was actually quite committing even for 20, but otherwise this was quite chill. Good positive holds and very solid feet most of the way. Trad anchor in the back wall to rap off then walked up and down the side to clean it

 
2226 points
5.11a III Fine Jade Trad 110m Castle Valley Mega Classic Mon 17th Apr 2023
Rectory castleton link day! Last day climbing with antoine. 2 towers 1 day. Fine jade up the rectory and north face of castleton. Great day

 
2226 points
20 Devils Dihedral - with Jarred Vardy Trad 45m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Sun 2nd May 2021
Almost internal monologued my hungover arse out of doing this climb. Glad I copped it Face stuff at the start is thin but solid, couple of mildly committing moves into jams that could have gone astray in the spooge of the morning. Beautiful moves in the overhung handcrack (with a double handjam cutloose featuring on what i reckon could be the technical crux, but hard to know cos this entire climb feels pretty close to the grade). Last 5 metre section off the ledge isnt insanely tricky but makes for a pretty wild finale!! Not to overstate but probs best route ive done at this point!

 
2221 points
5.11a Yin and Yang Trad 12m Red Rock Mega Classic Thu 30th Mar 2023
Thin hand traverse jugs with toe hook and swing! Most aesthetic crack ive ever seen. Antoine took some good gear whips. We convinced a californian kid there for tr solo to lead it as his first 11 on gear and it snowed on him. Still went to the chains, legend. Found an unguidebooked finger crack around the back of the area that climbed super nicely. Lucky we didnt multi today as planned, its axe weather out there.

 
2217 points
20 Egotistical Pineapple Trad 14m Frog Buttress Classic Sat 3rd Apr 2021
Short but bloody sick. First move is fkn toiighhhttttt. Rest of the climb is quality too. Hip flexibility definitely would have helped and 2nd half of the climb was abit scary in the rain but the top out was easier than appearances. Felt like i had to work quite hard all in all so happy with the arvo OS. Definitely keen to get back on this one!

 
2217 points
20 Piranha - with steve van den berg Trad 45m Frog Buttress Good Sat 3rd Apr 2021
Spent alot of time tip toeing around nubs trying to figure out where the route was going. An exciting outing but in terms of movement quality there are better 20s at frog for sure. Pretty airy up in the crux which is nice. The Route is also pretty conducive to high rope drag.. but then again Piranha would argue i should have put more thought into placing gear and bringing more slings

 
2187 points
5.12a Separate Reality Trad 15m Yosemite National Park Mega Classic Tue 23rd May 2023
Magnificent rap in and views from the sloping ledge. Each of us had 2 punts. Not as splitter as the bridge crack in bowen hills but alright for rock i guess. Heart broken by the rude boulder at the end but with a bit of rope help the roof turn was very cool. Nice sesh

 
2184 points
21 Aquilla Trad 80m Ben Lomond Classic Sat 28th Jan 2023
Aquilla and dangerman plus a cheeky tr over master blaster which is impossible to free i think. Had to ascend the tr on 2 prussiks to retrieve a cam which sucked abit but thankfully no lunches dropped off belay ledges today. Dangerman is still the sickest pitch at robins and potentially anywhere. Back to camp early for the ceremonial cooking of pedro and yulis mammoth zucchini.

 
2170 points
5.12a IV Cloud Tower Trad 270m Red Rock Mega Classic Mon 27th Mar 2023
Arrived in the carpark and the third person i asked turned out to be alex, my climbing partner for the day from utah (splitterland). We trooped up to the wall after brekky in the carpark, i irresponsibly shed a layer to climb and we were off. Nice easy crack/scramble for about 130m. We had rockpaperscissorsd at the bottom to decide who leads odds and i thought id won seconding the 5.12 tips corner but mountain project combined the commonly linked first 2 pitches in the description so with grim acceptance, i staggered up to the interminable .2 crack. The clean run ended early in the game. A few pieces further, i climbed above the gear into a very tenuous position, pulled a cam off my harness, had a footslip and threw the cam off the cliff to grab a crimp and avoid the 3m whipper onto a bomber cam.. coincidentally the very night before, johnny sullivan had recounted this very act from the nico favresse carbondale shortbus video. Maybe he put the idea in my head. I took the whip. Alex was caught between "nice push dude" and "did you just lob my cam off pitch 4 of a multi?". Luckily it landed on the pitch 1 belay ledge and we could easily retrieve it on the rap down. I freed all the moves but doing the pitch as a send would be pump city.. especially as a committed layback (as the description hints). Whoever climbs it that way needs to contact me explaining how they get their fingers through the metal detector at the airport! Alex reckoned he laybacked some of it so maybe i could have asked him. Alex then made the best of a spooky run out 5.10 pitch after recommending out of my arse that we skimp on fist sizes. Then i climbed the 7m slot pitch, setting him up with the creek-style '5.10+' final pitch that turned out to be solid 11c. His difficulties on lead were not felt by me, basking on the ledge after the notch put us on the sunny west face. Hard catches only! We rapped down, packed the bags and rockhopped the pine creek bed back to the cars. A stellar day out on some of the finest red rocks in red rock

 
2160 points
21 22 Steel Fingers - with jesper and then yim hijacked his second Trad 40m Frog Buttress Very Good Thu 10th Nov 2022
22 start is pretty thin alright. Skipped it after 2 fails. Varied climbing up corner then wild traverse into r&r. Bailed off r&r last time due to not enough gear so all the climbing was new to me. Johnny and yim had front row seats of the top half from theory ledge. Laughed at me for the rope drag, then asked me to pause in positions for photos while cruxing out. Yim even said "nah dont hold the jug, looks better if you hold the crimp". Eventually it was jespers turn. He had had enough by the traverse, fair enough. I lowered him off just as yim rolled up and tied straight in. Gettin warm at froggie but snuck this in before the fucked sun.

 
2160 points
20 Rickety Kate - with blake eccles Trad 15m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Sat 26th Sep 2020
Stunner. Didnt have too much trouble finding it. Just look for the most chalked up climb at frog by far!! Some fairly strong layback moves at the bottom were really fun. Bit of a victory romp to the anchors last 5m. Great gear. Got a hex in! Stoked

 
2158 points
21 Oppenheimer's Monster - with Kyle Addy Mixed trad 25m, 2 Frog Buttress Very Good Thu 3rd Nov 2022
Iron mandy, antifrom, oppenheimers and drop out. Good morning with kyle and a couple up-and-comers on the frog scene. I may have accidentally stood on a carrot on oppenheimers.. hmm.. not sure. Right in the cruxy section aswell. Dodgy form. Placing gear up top was the job of a librarian stacking the shelves. Move the rock to the side and stuff the gear in.

 
2137 points
21 Airtime Over Pumicestone - with scotchfingerman Mixed trad 250m, 24 Mt Tibrogargan Very Good Thu 25th Aug 2022
Thanks Sam Pearson for the nomination. A classic sea to summit route of tibro! I chucked a cam in way out left on p1 that caused insane drag and got into abit of a crunch at the next bolt. Copped a phone call from the place i interviewed at on tuesday.. didnt get the job. Thank god. There was another round of interviews apparently. I was safer from employment than i thought. I saftied into the bolt while yim soloed to my cam and got it out so i could keep climbing. Definitely bolted to be a trad multi.. i was pretty keen to not fall on quite a few sections on all pitches. I may have avoided cruxing on the 3rd pitch but my traverse out left and subsequent regaining of the climb could have easily bombed yim with a factor 2. Felt quite risky, should have just punched the jugs. We enjoyed lunch above pitch 4, stoked after the improbable flake move at the top before walking around to find p6. We found it. Fuck. Where is the pro? Bouldered through it. Felt bold but the holds were amazing. It would be both scary and maybe funny? to see someone deck it off that start into the bushes. Topping this pitch, delighted at the lovely slabbing, i pulled rope till i could see the end with no scotchfingerman attached, followed by yim calling out for the rope. Fuck. Had to rap down, chuck him the rope and jug back up. Big marn was on his phone apparently.. Big bush bash reminiscent of colloseum corner, then down caves, showering some dirt on an angry local 'guide' double strand rapping at the same time and rope as his girlfriend 5m above. Nice. Cant give him too much shit, we found ourselves 'simuljugging' second day in a row from overshooting anchors. Still alive and most importantly, unemployed.

 
2120 points
24 Evolution Mixed trad 220m, 55 Bungonia Gorge Mega Classic Wed 14th Dec 2022
Ended up starting earlier than wed planned for 2 equally nobl3 reasons, yim wanted the school kids to see him leading high on the wall and because i didnt want to lose my benightment Vs. I got abit lost on the wandery 3rd pitch but other than that we were 5 out of 7 down at 130. Pretty good position. Then yim jumped on the 24, wigged above a no. 2 hed shifted 3 times already, took a flogger and the 2 followed him down. In high wind, i heard only 'take' out of: 'im gonna take a fall'. 2 fairly different instructions unfortunately. Considering aforementioned wind and being 150m off the canyon floor, the big marn had had enough; lowered down so i could heroically show the kids how french free with a full nappy works. 9hrs car to car, yim reminded me to mention this as a boasting point but really it speaks more to a lack of onsighting aspiration. Some lights out climbing in this place, i will certainly make a trip back here someday.

 
2119 points
21 Bitter Aftertaste Mixed trad 20m, 3 Cania Gorge Classic Sun 26th Jun 2022
Thought id be writing to my dearest thecrag about a climb called motel california today; the coveted 3 pitch adventure climb of the area, but apart from an airy mantle (which i always seem to appreciate less than the masses), it wasnt hype at all. Instead, out of the 7 pitches done for yimmy boy and i today, this one takes the cake. Very thin move (for me, probably a jug for the preens) to get off the deck. I claimed the red point at the top after a semi-controlled semi-falling step off the crimp at the start and yim begged me tirelessly to reconsider and claim the onsight, so it was with the utmost embarrassment that i obliged. The excitement was not over after my lead either. Right before my very eyes, yim, while traversing to the anchor along the top on second, slipped, fell off the ledge and caught a tree with one outstretched hand to stop a 4m swing across the wall! A great start to the north qld trip.

 
2102 points
24 Worrying Heights - with nicole Trad 30m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Fri 14th Oct 2022
Log from last week. Logged humility instead (wtf). A few sits and good whips on the 'final nut' which needed abit of saliva in the end to get out from memory. Climb doesnt feel too despo tbh but im sure ill change my tune on the clean attempt. Much more my style than impulse. Fuck you impulse you beautiful but hard climb.

 
2102 points
24 Plate Tectonics - with rickety rick and yimbo, neither of whom wanted to be there Mixed trad 18m, 2 Frog Buttress Fri 14th Oct 2022
'Top rope with serious amounts of aid'. What i thought would be a fun evening of tr with the boys turned out to be an annoying anchor build and blind climbing a 24. Cant climb that even with vision. Got hauled up, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, i apologised and suspect the first round at the doogs might be mine.

 
2100 points
5.10d R Vision Quest Trad 140m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Tue 11th Apr 2023
Wicked adventure and stellar first desert tower. A real alpine touch at the end, i started climbing the wrong pillar and had to get my knee stuck to pull my phone out and access mountain project to discover i needed the other pillar. Accidentally booted antoines new 3 into the back of a chimney. Expensive kick that was.

 
2085 points
19 Southern Comfort - with Jarred Vardy Trad 15m Frog Buttress Classic Sun 18th Jul 2021
A pearler! Harder than rickety kate i reckon. Gives you faith in corner-smearing feet.. feel sorry for fat fingered people but my chipolata sausage fingers were perfect for the locks! Joked with Dave and Brian that a pencil sharpener might have been an alternative. A really cool committing face move to call it curtains aswell. Clip face anchor at frog and turn to jarred: "feel like i just sent a sport climb"

 
2078 points
5.11+ Shune's Buttress Trad 240m Zion National Park Mega Classic Thu 4th May 2023
Very memorable route. Super improbable to be able to step around the arete into a 110m crack leadi g straight to the top of red arch! The offwidth felt surprisingly good.. i might think about not aiding all of them. Wasnt as much sand on this route for tony to complain about but the weather forecasters provided an excuse. Clear skies they said, we certainly picked up the pace on the last pitch when thunder started cracking over our heads. We lost all that time and more on the rap by getting the tag line hopelessly tangled in the climbing rope on all the biner block raps. We both tried to tell ourselves the tag line was necessary but some retrobolted anchors meant it could have been done with a single 70. Fook.

 
2073 points
5.11+ Desert Vuarnet Trad 45m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Thu 20th Apr 2023
Great time lashing out at this mega adventure corner with phil. Despite very different methods both of us found ourselves 90% up all clean. He built a nest and punched to the top for the send. I also built a nest.. add #1 to the list of sizes i cant climb at the creek. Scarface is the superior crag. I had 2 burns at comic relief (project!?); a series of tiered finger crack rooflets going at 5.12-. Fell 4 moves off the victory hand pod on the OS and 1 move off on burn 2 for a good clean gear whipper. Agonizingly close to the first legitimate 12er of the trip. Music and wax box campfire at camp was lovely if not a little hazardous with a concurrent wind storm.

 
2071 points
5.11+ Left Affair Trad 24m Indian Creek Canyon Mega Classic Tue 11th Apr 2023
Best creek pitch so far. No .75s which was very welcome. Just pinkys down and .3s up to a roof. Then just when your struggling.. INSERTA KNEEBAR. Forget about the predicament you reside in and let your quad skin deal with it. Then pull into double sidepull and reach 7 metres above your head to the final fingerlock. I wussed out of doing this move because i was already 2cm above 2 bomber cams. Very brave. Rad duality was a delightful hands journey and the onslot, a surprisingly fun roof boulder followed by awkward v-groove. Great day avoiding chalk at supercrack buttress

 
2066 points
21 Force 10 - with dan and max Trad 45m Bruny Island Mon 3rd Jan 2022
Led through dans gear to get us all out in time for the ferry. Solid effort from dan back from a gear lead hiatus to top this bad boy. Complex moves on the ever changing diagonal snake. Very enjoyable climbing on a very distinct line in the zawn and as has become custom, a day of non-stop banter and insults all round. Get that on the big jobs as dan would say

 
2066 points
21 Peer Review - with xav Mixed trad 28m, 10 Bruny Island Classic Sun 2nd Jan 2022
Stunning climbing. Xav and i arriver first after the awkward access downbash and decided to prioritise clasics over easy access. We did this climb in 2p despite 28m of vert climbing cos i ran out of draws and the top pitch was all wires. Happy we did cos both pitches were completely different. First p got burly but techy through the bulge. 2nd p was flake covered and very stemmy. Accidentally flung a halfnut into the ocean.. never done that in queensland. Both amazing pitches and certainly 3 stars. Really enjoying the climbing at the brun.

 
2045 points
19 Hollywood Rattlesnake - with max koebrugge Trad 18m Frog Buttress Very Good Sat 6th Mar 2021
Kinda cool, some nice high feet and chimneying early on. 19 again seems like a high grade for this climb. Gear much better than the first 3 meters of climbing would have you believe.

 
2045 points
19 Psychedelic Apricot Pitch Two Trad 25m Frog Buttress Very Good Sat 6th Mar 2021
Did I climb this, or the one to the right, or five to the left? all the above. I dont remember doing any moves that felt harder than about a 16 grade but im going to log a 19 onsight cos im a scumbag that deserves to have their thecrag account suspended. Quite a nice section where it goes a little overhung: Bomber gear and holds all around. Really quite an enjoyable adventure!

 
2013 points
26 Ultrahard Mixed trad 30m, 4 Mount Wellington Tue 31st Jan 2023
Cam retrieval mission with guy was unsuccessful despite hammer, water spitting and all other tricks. Seconded guy up res shuffle. Sick. Climbed holiday in cambodia. Terrific jambing. Solid at 21 and felt even more so after repeating it to escape ultrahard. Meant to do ultrasound, 'larried myself' on the 26 variant. Climb name is pretty on point in retrospect. Might have been fun to play on toppy but yeah nah. Clair had to deal with a bloke who thought 23 had gotten 3 grades harder overnight. Probs not pleasant

 
2007 points
20 Trunkline Trad 30m Blue Lake Mega Classic Sat 24th Dec 2022
"One of the best routes anywhere" it says on the description. It doesnt look like much but we had bailed on the cathedral at buffalo to come climb in the roof of australia at blue lake (luckily no one described it to me as a roof or i might have said no). Yim and i cruised in past the gorgeous snow gums and ended up needing to employe some alpine tricks to navigate the still very deep and high angle snow pack at the base of the cliffs. Traversing via an intermittent bergshrund system and some light soloing got us to mindbender which yim took, and from there, rapped down dihedral corner, contemplated doing it but i couldnt get that one of the best routes ever line out of my head. I insisted on a ground anchor and lead belay across a steep section of corniced snow around the corner. A rope stretching traverse to the start of trunkline. Some comms problems delayed us abit and i did a solo down to the corner to shout to yim that he was kind of on belay. He pointed out later i could have just via ferrated into the climbing rope. Very true. Anyway, both of us had the weight of belay faff eradicated from our minds by a pitch that lived up to its description. Crux could be in 4 different places depending on your preferred style. I particularly loved the stem into committed finger layback sequence. The top out offwidth was abit rude with a deathblock being the only hold on selection but absolutely gobsmacking pitch. Yim and i took post climb celebration seriously with a but slide down the lower angle snow slope at the side of the crag and an inevitable skinny dip in blue lake. One of the golden days of the trip

 
2001 points
20 True dreams Trad 40m Blue Mountains Mega Classic Tue 6th Dec 2022
Not alot of dreams came true finding the wall but they sure did on this climb! Good to link with rickety rick again and patrol the highlands of odin head hunting wild cracks

 
2001 points
20 Solomon - with Matthew Robbins Mixed trad 51m, 4 Blue Mountains Classic Tue 6th Dec 2022
Single pitch thrash to the top of piddo. Matt had to wrestle out a couple cams that had made a get away into the crack. I was shown the superior method of tradding afterwards on gemini with an impressive 'royal flush' in hex bingo. Even ordered correctly.

 
1998 points
20 Better Than Ben Hur Trad 160m Blue Mountains Very Good Fri 25th Nov 2022
A canyon and choss adventure day. Left car park at 745. Scrambled with much sketch up a landslide gully, hugged the cliff, negotiated an approach pitch that i dived into a little too hastily at about 920. The route in general is probably more aesthetic than it is good in movement but certainly has its moments going through the many roof traverses. Climbing generally gets better with height which was nice. Probably nothing harder than gr18 but the grade probably reflects the need to have quite a good temprament under big easy runouts and most importantly, the ability to discern between good holds and landmines. Yim got a head jam in p5 that he insisted on a photo of. Finished climbing at 2, somehow only made the car at 5 after a couple raps, a skinny dip in the creek and alot of swearing at broken branches. Then to cap it off a red belly black arked up at yim 50m from the carpark.

 
1997 points
20 Clockwork Orange - with yim the pitch linker Trad 61m Blue Mountains Classic Mon 21st Nov 2022
Little sidebranch from the upper shitley day. The waterfall was falling upwards with the wind so the rap down was actually a canyon and we were soaked on p1. Committing moves at the start felt trickier than the crux pitch but maybe i was just wet. We were both pretty stoked on the route and stumbled out the top in time to get up 4 pitches at upper. Good stuff

 
1994 points
20 Beau Brummel - with johnny yim kyle Trad 180m Mt Maroon Average Fri 11th Nov 2022
Hows this for an rsvp: kyle gets invited on a multi at 2am, 7 hours before were to meet in maroon carpark. 5am we get the affirmative. 4 man squad it is. We all watched johnny brag about his 20 slings and i took the bait, telling him to shut up about his slings and get moving. Funny unrelated detail. I ran out of slings on every pitch and had more rope drag than the tug of war world championships on the crux pitch. After deciding to leave johnnys empty coffee cup on the ground and risk 1 drop spilling in the ground bag, we set off. More grass climbing than rock climbing and more rock trundleing than rock climbing. still not really sure if we were on route but a choss wrangling adventure was had. I low-key epiced out abit on the crux pitch, climbing a thin corner, realising i couldnt keep moving and was well run out and having to downclimb it all. Deep breaths and self-reassuring that my calves werent pumping out were my most vivid memories of that corner. A rope stretching triple pitch got us to the exit gully. At one point i kind of sat back after clipping a cam. Didnt call take, the rope drag 'took' me. My unsung belayer. Johnny was not super stoked on the climb. I told him its not a rock climb, its Beau brummel, where boys become men and men realise that they are really just little boys on a big piece of rock. The discussion continued on the way down the hill facilitated by johnny as to why the fuck yim and i climb routes like this. Celebration beer at boonah cricket ground at 9:30pm with maegurang

 
1992 points
21 20 Cannabis Crack - with myles Trad 40m Frog Buttress Very Good Fri 4th Nov 2022
Is it 20 or 21 the jury is out. I vote 21. Overhanging double finger press with blind footjams is kind of rude for 20. Rather backhanded way for me to welcome myles back to outdoor climbing. Myles: "ah crux is abit hard, lower me down cheers mate!" Me from my elay at the BST chains well off to the right: "ahhh how do i put this gently.. this one is a mandatory top out mate.. sorry." Speaking of rude at 20, trap for young players is surely at least 23 for fat fingered gentlemen goizus. Was not expecting that humbling right before lunch. Drank it off at the doogs with an ORIGINAL northern while myles out-hydrated me with a crisp. Probably the superior option all things considered.

 
1991 points
20 The Celestine Prophecy - with yim Trad 75m Mt Tibrogargan Very Good Wed 2nd Nov 2022
Still dont know where clemency is supposed to start so sent yim up some non-descript midteen slab but he eventually found the base of pitch 2. Tried to link, couldnt back himself so he brought me up. P2 needed a siege in the end. Both of us had failed goes before yim pulled it and went to the top of p3. Quite a serious and bouldery pitch for a couple frog fellas, requiring some specific cams that you wouldnt want to fail. The frog climbing came to be of some use though. Very happy to get frontman spot for the chimney pitch. Absolute classic climbing and felt like a breeze compared with p2. Loaded up yim with yet another bold sequence off the deck on p5 that he nearly dropped after a footslip. Some tense moments with a blind cam placement between him and a pretty bad factor 2 but commonsense, hangdogging and sneaky kneebars prevailed. I also suffered abit on this pitch but thankfully we still had enough steam to get up voluptuous and erp in about as good style as p5 on prophecy. Cracking weather at the mount today. I wondered beforehand if proximity to rubicon would affect the 'trad feel' but it didnt really: Lesser number of reachable bolts than trojan Good on ya matt for establishing ground up! I think we took some of the wrapping paper (scaley surface choss) off it for ya.

 
1990 points
19 Electronic Flag DS - RHS (Electronic Flag DS) - with Tom Preen Trad 10m Frog Buttress Very Good Sat 5th Sep 2020
Yeah the starts pretty nails (for someone whos use to bumming up 14s at frog). Super nice locking and a sure sigh of relief when the ledge is gained at the top of the direct start. I think you do this route though for the rest of the climb.. very adventury, similar style to clockwork orange. The overhung chokstone bit makes you feel like your in a movie! love it. Alot of promising looking big hex placements that actually just slippery slide out the back . But ah well, good times. - Contender for best top belay vantage point at frog.

 
1990 points
19 Sorcerer's Apprentice - with Elijah Benjamin-Wood Trad 30m Frog Buttress Classic Sat 5th Sep 2020
Some really nice positions on this one, sick jamming.. crack starts making you get smart with beta at about half height, rejecting any jams in the wrong place, making for some slightly reachier than expected moves (for me anyway).. kinda similar to iron mandible in that the crack turns to awkward fists at the top making for an exciting finish if this is at the grade for you! (it was for me). Almost lost the onsight with a super sloppy mantle onto the ledge! Lucky theres jugs up there.. The pump was definitely present at the end. Possibly worth the third star imo lotta fun

 
1986 points
20 21 The Stars Look Down - with chris Trad 18m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Fri 14th Oct 2022
Absolute classic. Actually good gear the whole crux if you do it in daylight. Great keyhole wire in there. Good to not take the crazy whip again! Did this with a random fella from araps who was escaping a party of 3, as was i. Decided of all the splitters he was missing in araps, id take him up one of the most araps style climbs at the crag, like an aussie ordering a fish and chips in the alps.

 
1983 points
20 The Great Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine - with Kyle Addy, manny Trad 33m Frog Buttress Very Good Fri 7th Oct 2022
Cool right foot offwidthing. The lads had a chuckle at my efforts to place a wire at one point. It almost went in. But alas, another pure cam ascent. Sport climbing with portable bolts. Some angry ants at half height taking up some real estate on a pretty good hold there. Pop some mortein in the chalk bag gang.

 
1982 points
19 Infinity - with dad Trad 40m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Sun 9th Aug 2020
Yep.. the masses aren't wrong.. this is one of the most ideal lines imagineable. Moves coming out of the rooflet were pretty nice and the sustained nature of the climb wasn't debilitating at all due to the perfect hands nearly the whole way. Diagonal section of the crack and section above it is so swimable! Pretty dodgy getting up the first 8m with minimal placements followed by a kinda bold move getting onto the slopey ledge, but was all good in the end.. definitely easier than most of the frog 18s imo.. Anyone that doesnt have quadruples in mid-size cams should look for opportunities to place hexes of the same size to avoid running out of gear. If the line doesnt have rope on it, get on it. What a climb!

 
1953 points
20 Tradical Trad 20m Cania Gorge Mega Classic Mon 27th Jun 2022
A 4th star wouldnt go astray. Absolute cracker steep committing jamming sequence down low and a sequence to the chains (chains meaning big crusty tree at cania) involving an incut crimp/pin scar/undercling/i dont know how it got there but it makes the whole thing possible. Rock over to just-low-angle enough slab and mantle out 3m right of the last hail mary .4 you placed cos youve again run out of 2s. Stunning way to end a day of roadblocks and faffery.

 
1951 points
20 21 The One That Got Away - with Will West Trad 35m Frog Buttress Classic Mon 20th Jun 2022
What a beaut! If anyone wanted to be a starfish when they grew up, my advice would be learn trad and do this climb. A lot of fingerlock/gaston/open palm hands with a footjam and a side smear, all the while with all 4 limbs outstretched to the 2 crack systems. While id love to go ahead and help myself to another 21 OS log, i think 'the one that got away' might be in reference to the 21 that somehow got away from being regraded to 20. Stoked to put it away clean though, and felt very confident with all the movement. A great day at frog for me and fair to say witnessing the dynamic between Tim and Yim (climbing partners for the day) was delightful.

 
1950 points
23 Gentlemens Drag Trad 28m Blue Mountains Mega Classic Wed 30th Nov 2022
Holy thumb pump.. janicepts 2.0. Exact same outcome for me. Fought through all the crack difficulties til launching into orbit off a grade 16 face climbing move right under the chains. I was more lactic acid than man. Another reminder of the tax you pay for onsight preservation as opposed to taking rests. Mindblower was classic and thankful no broken ankles from barbarossa. Nice day at the cosmics with yim and nicole

 
1948 points
20 Satyricon Trad 35m Frog Buttress Classic Sun 12th Jun 2022
Pretty stoked with this after crying over climbing above bolt at ninderry the day before. After mantling out top above the runout, i had 2 hours of feeling like the man until the dave mank finger crack slapped me back to quivering with gear at waist height. Great day at the buttress of fun

 
1946 points
5.11c R Freeway Trad 350m Squamish Classic Wed 21st Jun 2023
Quite committing climbing that rarely ever lets up. It seems feel both low angle and steep in that youre pumped but youll probably still need to be quick-footed on a fall. Alot of 'granite footwork' required. Pretty mentally exhausted after this one. A fallen cam from the 4th pitch led to an interesting cam extraction from a tree with the local natural stick clip.

 
1944 points
23 Satanic Majesty - with Johnny Sullivan Trad 30m Frog Buttress Very Good Thu 10th Nov 2022
After chippies and choc milk and a moog swim, i dragged johnny back down to the crag only to give the game away wigging out over a shit cam and calling take post-crux-move. Felt surprisingly good on the face holds. Belayed johnny with a spectacular red sunset backdrop.

 
1935 points
5.11c Butterballs Trad 25m Yosemite National Park Mega Classic Wed 17th May 2023
So god damn good. Came out with mattias early to beat the sun, jugged straight up skipping the most exhausting warm up pitch in existence. Mattias jumped on and lashed up 6 pieces then came down, i tried to rose-point it through half-preplaced gear. Pretty solid crack but had a footslip and a good whip at half height which probably is the crux depending on style preference. The top is intreguing in the v groove and the victory jug feels so amazing to caress that itll make your hang dog feel like a long term project red point. Stoked to get out and get some fingers stuck on this pitch that consensus says is the best 5.11 in the valley. At this point im on board with it

 
1934 points
5.11c Voyager Mixed trad 4 Yosemite National Park Mega Classic Sun 14th May 2023
Avalanche wreckage approach was abit choss but the route was awesome. Very stoked to pull off 'the incinerator' first crux pitch at 11c (maybe a little forgiving at the grade but as always ill take it). Worth missing the arrow spire highline for i think. Maybe. Well never know.

 
1929 points
5.10 Stolen Chimney Mixed trad 95m, 12 Fisher Towers Classic Thu 13th Apr 2023
One of the most identifiable pieces of rock (or mud?) in the world and a great experience being up on the diving board. Pretty good level of strenuousness for 2 pretty cooked individuals. Glad antoine suggested this one

 
1928 points
23 Orestes - with stefan Trad 40m Arapiles Mega Classic Sun 18th Sep 2022
Ive been looking at it for 5 weeks this year.. finally on a sleepy rain morning, stefan came introduced himself and said he was keen on orestes. While conversing with some hotshot tassie climbers, i felt compelled to volunteer myself for the cane, so we trooped up the wet slab. I found the low section worked well for me and as expected, got slapped by the traverse jugs where more than a few sits were needed. Great feeling to attack something hard here with abundant gear and favourable to my style. The most inclined ive felt to have a project. Might drag yim out here tuesday. He wont see this cos he ditched thecrag.

 
1925 points
20 Wild Oats - with matt Trad 70m Arapiles Classic Sun 27th Mar 2022
Really good i reckon totally underrated with 1 star. Tricky slab crux on the first pitch had a really cool solution. P2 was a corker and very glad to have got behind the wheel for this one. A very exposed run out traverse with gr 15 climbing after a funky corner chimney and an easy but cool layback flake to the ledge. After the girdle across to the anchor, we almost came unstuck with a hanging rap but lucky rope stretch saved the day. Thanks gretchy for the rack!

 
1923 points
23 Epic Journey - with Johnny Sullivan Trad 30m Frog Buttress Classic Thu 1st Sep 2022
Can i humbly take a win at frog and not try to chase it with another win? No is the answer. Absolutely flogged by this number, got so desperate placing and took a couple good whippers, one bigger than expected when a 000 pulled. So pumped after the day i had to rest on the 18 top section. If it was bolted id stand a chance - is what i said to johnny. Placing the wires is fuckin 90% of the job. The moves themselves are really quite doable. Why do we trad climb eh? I am on the lookout for a frog proj and while i learnt alot climbing this and agree it has some kickass moves, its not my kinda line. Might do again yrs from now.

 
1914 points
20 Ben Trovato Mixed trad 150m, 3 Blue Mountains Classic Fri 18th Feb 2022
Trad, sport, vert, traverse, bolts, carrots protected with wire ends and potplant-sized-tree slinging from one of us and of course the ben trovado exposure. This adventure had it all for our last day in the mountains. Jumped on guillotine first where i was less than impressed with the first few crimps, yim took over and got the draws up and then out of nowhere i sent it clean! No aid at all. We got a second win with yim onsighting his first gear 20 for ben p1. He celebrated early and almost stuffed it right at the top. I unsighted it by very deliberately yarding on his gear on second. The traverse was unbelieveable. Heaps of fun and a chance for the lads to let down the hair before the assault on exiles final pitch. Some very funky gear was placed, and yim explored past the anchors into the choss chimney to see what we would be avoiding. The exile finish was potentially even better than guillotine. Classic vert face climbing long moves on very good crimpers with a cutloose roof straddle on jugs up high. A beautiful final pitch for the trip. Happy with the way things had turned out, the boys ate dodgy leura fish n chips, headed to a waterfall where yim spent most of his time taking a dump, regathered with will and johnny (who had pulled trigger on the rope solo at disco party) and max at echo point for a bev then headed to the bbq at tom and jays. To those that follow me on thecrag, rest easy knowing that your feed will be a less turbulent place for a little while.

 
1900 points
18 Visions Of A Transmitter DF - with Jarred Vardy Trad 45m Mt Ngungun Mega Classic Sat 29th May 2021
A stunner, the bridging begins as soon as you meet the twin crack system and you just rocket up on edges and the odd finger lock. Plenty of bomb gear.. one fairly blank little section (crux) that requires some prayers but still pretty solid. Then dessert is served: The roof. Up to the shelter with minimal gear and then you realise it is the most improbable jug and footer fest imaginable that would make anyone feel snug on a run out. Deserves the big 3

 
1892 points
18 Fast Eddie - with Jarred Vardy Trad 15m Frog Buttress Good Sat 1st May 2021
Not a bad time filler during the middle of the day. Felt quite good rounding the rooflet with the committing rock-over move. Pretty fluid for most of the pitch and gear was fine. Anchor is an experience..

 
1883 points
19 Looking For The Sun Mixed trad 40m, 4 Brooyar Very Good Sat 6th Jun 2020
Did a version of this.. not sure it was the 19 version. Felt mid teens, which was good cos my placements werent working at the rooflet and had to run it out which was scary enough. Really nice orange rock in the early stages with beautiful side pull/ large layback moves. Boulder at the top on the black streak was super fun. A brooyar classic!

 
1878 points
20 Rickety Kate - with Nicole Trad 15m Frog Buttress Mega Classic Sat 23rd Oct 2021
Geez this is a fun little climb. Done very differently to a year ago aswell. More stem, less power layback. It really makes you feel like a rockstar and has some amazing views at the top.

 
1867 points
5.10b Steck-Salathe Trad 460m Yosemite National Park Average Tue 6th Jun 2023
Steak-salad-day. 'If you cant climb the good-looking 1000m peak, climb its chossier sister'. Id heard about the training methods for this route involving garage door sitting and asphalt parking lot crawling but really henry and i should have put more time into practising going down waterslides at wet and wild without sliding. We got the day started at 5:30 in the carpark to avoid pony-boy's unplanned summit shiver-bivvy scenario. An added incentive was the thunderstorms predicted for the afternoon. But it doesnt rain in yosemite so we werent worried. Got to 'the narrows' at about 2:30, just as the thunderstorm rolled in on schedule. I struggled through with much swearing, henry got the bag stuck on second. I tied him off and rapped back into the chimney to encourage him to ditch the bag! Lucky he had slightly better sense to just take stuff out of the bag till it fit through the chimney. Squeeze struggling while feeling the thunder rattling the rock is a slightly stressful but pretty cool experience. The storm cleared and we went through to the top via an incorrect but very fun series of sporty flake pitches out left, got some photos and then saw another storm inbound. A double header! Tailed it down the gully at 7:15. The rain belted us as we raced down choss, followed by slippery slab waterfalls, henry hurriedly navigating. One particularly sketchy downclimb was bailed off and an impromptu rap down the slabs cost us a couple of slings but we were granted our continued survival in exchange. This journey was being viewed by all our friends through binos in the comfort of camp 4 so were glad we could provide some wet-weather entertainment. After another hour of glissading through broken trees and avoiding unannounced cliffs and waterfalls, we stumbled across a tourist track at 10:15. The car was parked for 16:45. I cant imagine what henry and i will go through on our second climb together. We both deserved the bin pancakes i promised for someone climbing stalathe with me on my facebook ad.

 
1863 points
5.10b The Super Slacker Highway Mixed trad 180m, 16 Yosemite National Park Classic Wed 24th May 2023
Great adventure route. Pick your own line up 'the wall of knobs'. Many knobs to choose from but only 2 of them clipped the chains at the top of pat and jack pillar. Tony has rediscovered himself as a chimney climber - positively brimming with joy as he back pressed the final chute to the summit. I expect to have to talk him out of free soloing steck salathe.

 
1850 points
23 Primavera Mixed trad 28m, 12 Bruny Island Classic Sun 2nd Jan 2022
Yep its pretty good alright!! Decent gr 19 climbing up to a complicated hardtoread but showstopping sequence on tufa-like flakes and steeply angled footers. Would be quite pumpy on the send burn with the last 3 draws being pretty hard to rest. Xav came within a hair on the 2nd shot. Another classic line in an unreal position

 
1849 points
20 Lord of the Flies - with Jarred Vardy Trad 40m Frog Buttress Very Good Sun 18th Jul 2021
Started up the finger crack and ran out of appropriate cams to protect the top of it/didnt feel like flying so i catted out left to the rack and ruin start. Had a good amount of fun but bitta dodgy rock about.. climbs kind of similar to cock crack - jug assisted grovelling. Got asked to rescue a no.5 on the way down. Didnt see that but clipped a big purple bolt on the way up. Most secure bolt ive ever seen

 
1845 points
19 R The Fear Trad 47m North Head Classic Thu 29th Dec 2022
Another imaginary ascent on this line. Fresh off a bed sleep in sydney, we were ready to g.. lethargic as fuck. Parked up, impressed the muggles at the tourist area with our busty racks, fixed a line to a shiny new bollard. Felt like cheating but the ladders simply arent an option anymore. Teetered across the ledge to the start. P1 was smooth sailing, p2 was a problem solving challenge but the y man nailed it. I was chuffed to figure out the very cryptic boulder problem off the belay. That second pitch is like the spartan but over the ocean with more exposure and atmosphere and imo better climbing, allbeit harder. Reaching down on the slab to get the feet gear was my crux in the end. Part of yims anchor up top was a construction site fence. Im sure the fullfilment those tradies would feel to hear this would make their year.

 
1832 points
20 Termination - with Martin Weir Trad 18m Frog Buttress Very Good Mon 18th Apr 2022
Ill forever remember this as the climb i sussed out on a fixed line in preparation for a top rope burn! Marty and i were nearing the end of a notably efficient introduction to frog weekend when we decided after injection logic to throw a tow line down termination because im well scared of having a crack above 2 bomber rps. I had alpined a strand onto the anchor and grigrid down to the ledge leaving marty to untie it and atc down. I knew immediately when i tugged on the rope at faki ledge.. beta spray alert, using a sling hex as a footstrap for ascending is quite worthwhile! Eventually got around to top roping the climb and i was right, i would certainly have brown and/or yellow pointed the rock over move with rope below me. Marty was happy with it but i think he still somehow did more face moves on faki.

 
1831 points
19 Foreclosure V Mixed trad 20m, 3 Kangaroo Point Average Mon 14th Nov 2022
Id been hanging for a while to do this one and pushed our 2nd aid training session into the sun to jump on first thing this morning, but like johnny on beau brummel, i was sadly disappointed. 1 nice rockover move high on the arete but the crack is contrived and can be used more easily to stem against the corner instead. The flop onto the ledge at the chains completes the trinity of nice looking moves that are actually a pain in the arse I took out my frustration on the portaledge later on.

 
1820 points
19 Humility - with nicole Trad 15m Frog Buttress Very Good Sat 8th Oct 2022
Pretty serious little piece. Nice to fiddle with the rps again. Nice not to test them with a 75kg fall. Moves are quite cool. Bring on arete season!

 
1815 points
19 Telemachus - with squeezemasterjim Trad 35m Arapiles Classic Wed 21st Sep 2022
Luke and i are still unsure of yims opinion on this climb. Lacking on-climb commentary as per usual. This climb was an amazing adventure through starkly contrasting terrain. Felt like a mountain climb all rolled into a pitch (rope drag was like pulling a 737). Yims current list of araps favourites: 1. Telemachus 2. Michael berry squeeze 3. Nothing. Luke had a very unexpected ground fall/jump off necrophiliac and yim turned out to be the squeezemaster later this evening as declared in the boulder and on the can. Ask him for further info he will be delighted to inform.

 
1806 points
18 Plume Trad 25m Frog Buttress Classic Mon 20th Jul 2020
Cool climb, tricky little movement at half height to gain access to a ledge after moving left to get through blank section of the crack, but apart from that it went relatively easily. Not bringing up medium size gear was a major oversight from myself and steve and probably could have eliminated much faf lol. Good fun

 
1804 points
22 Defender of the Faith Trad 70m Ben Lomond Classic Fri 27th Jan 2023
Started the day by soloing darrens layback as an offwidth. Belayed claire on rigaudon. An impressive debut lead at the ben and not most peoples first. Mega lost on the walkdown, laybacked the offwidth to get back to the anchor on preset toprope left from rigaudon and fell off! Danger darren has earned his name this time. Got claire to belay defender from the ground which was a mistake. Rope drag central, faffed a move at half height while shawn was taking my photo from tr solo and grabbed a cam, otherwise gingerly clean to the top. Climbed like someones grandma but a cracker pitch. Very social vibe back at carr villa. Turns out this might actually be the climbers campground?

 
1802 points
20 Sky Rocket - with xav, dan Trad 60m Mount Wellington Mega Classic Sun 9th Jan 2022
"Imagine doing the fa ground up on this climb" i believe was xavs commentary at the top. We had planned to go do this the day before, but wello was pissing down so we sat in the undercroft area and browsed best_of_ukc reviews which was a pretty sweet alternative. Nevertheless, pretty stoked to get the band back together to do this one on my last day with the bluies gang. So many sections of this climb feel impassable at midgrade but theres just enough to make it reasonable. Especially rounding the arete.. So improbable. Even a triple ledge at the first belay station to accommodate our party of 3! The boys are now hanging in the wind for Aaron the highliner to develop photos he took from the slackline 3 metres away from the top crux of p2 with his FX2000A32Z-WY400-$%( big fancy camera. Please dont delete our messages aaron, well give you whatever you want for those snaps mate.

 
1802 points
22 Deathrow Mixed trad 20m, 2 Launceston (Cataract) Gorge Mega Classic Fri 20th Jan 2023
The second deathrow kris and i have climbed together! It was meant to be. Skirow, deathrow, dagenham and no standing. Great line up of pitches id not done before. Just got sucked out left at the crux of this one. No standings crux i am yet to figure out but the crack up high is delightful. How open do you leave the tuna can lid to filter the oil but not let any tuna out?

 
1794 points
22 Turning Of The Tide Mixed trad 30m, 8 Point Perpendicular Very Good Mon 26th Dec 2022
Coupla cracks coupla aretes at point perpetrator. Bumped into dan who id met on an araps trip back when, and another big crew from the area rolled into windj wall to make abit of a crag party. Really quite surprised by the style here. Quite scoopy and devoid of the classic blueys incut crimpers that make you feel like a weapon. Quite contrary indeed; i felt like a sack of potatoes on the aretes. Definitely got slapped by the climbing out there today but an amazing day with beaut views and a gentle breeze taking atleast some spooge away, can hardly complain. This route was the last of the day and felt very tough for 22. Some big lock off moves. Ran out of bolt plates. Placed a nut on the bolt runner-down cos i couldnt adjust it in one hand, puckered to the top, setup a 15m long tree belay that got pulled onto the wrong side of the arete. Yim jugged the crux and i had to lower off to be able to reach the grigri to tie it off. Cooked. Carpark beers with our new friends to the sound of the beechcroft gun fire range.. ... without the gunfire though.

 

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